Saturday, July 26, 2008

why are farts funny???!!!

today i caught my eldest tot sneaking up on his little brother (who was on the floor engrossed in blues clues) .where was i? Oh yea..he snuck up on him from behind,dropped the back of his pants and farted on his brothers head,then fell over laughing.
please please some one tell me why guys think farts are so funny? LOL mean while im going to find my wine.

Thursday, July 10, 2008

AAh so flippin true (grin)

Can you add to the list?
Law of Mechanical Repair After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee.
Law of Gravity Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
Law of Probability The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.&
Law of Random Numbers If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal and someone always answers.&
Law of the Alibi If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.&
Variation Law If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now (works every time).&
Law of the Bath When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.&
Law of Close Encounters The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.&
Law of the Result When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.&
Law of Biomechanics The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.&
Law of the Theater At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.&
The Starbucks Law As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.&
Murphy's Law of Lockers If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.&
Law of Physical Surfaces The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug.&
Law of Logical Argument Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.&
Brown's Law of Physical Appearance If the shoe fits, it's ugly.&
Oliver's Law of Public Speaking A closed mouth gathers no feet.&
Wilson 's Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.&
Doctor' Law If you don't feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor, by the time you get there you'll feel better. Don't make an appointment and you'll stay sick.

Tuesday, July 8, 2008

Flash Back Test

This is a test for us 'old kids'! The answers are printed below, but don't cheat.
01. After the Lone Ranger saved the day and rode off into the sunset, the grateful citizens would ask, Who was that masked man? Invariably, someone would answer, 'I don't know, but he left this behind.' What did he leave behind? ____________.
02. When the Beatles first came to the U.S. in early 1964, we all watched them on The _______________ Show.
03 'Get your kicks, __________________.'
04. 'The story you are about to see is true. The names have been changed to ___________________.'
05. 'In the jungle! the mighty jungle, ________________.'
06. After the Twist, The Mashed Potato, and the Watusi, we 'danced' under a stick that was lowered as low as we could go in a dance called the '_____________.'
07. 'N_E_S_T_L_E_S', Nestle's makes the very best . . . . _______________.'
08. Satchmo was America 's 'Ambassador of Goodwill.' Our parents shared this great jazz trumpet player with us. His name was _________________.
09. What takes a licking and keeps on ticking? _______________.
10. Red Skelton's hobo character was named __________________ and Red always ended his television show by saying, 'Good Night, and '________ ________'.
11. Some Americans who protested the Vietnam War did so by burning their______________.
12. The cute little car with the engine in the back and the trunk in the front was called the VW What other names did it go by? ____________ & _______________.
13. In 1971, singer Don MacLean sang a song about, 'the day the music died.' This was a tribute to ___________________.
14. We can remember the first satellite placed into orbit. The Russians did it. It was called ___________________.
15. One of the big fads of the late 50's and 60's was a large plastic ring that we twirled around our waist. It was called the ________________.
ANSWERS: 01. The Lone Ranger left behind a silver bullet.
02. The Ed Sullivan Show
03. On Route 66
04. To protect the innocent.
05. The Lion Sleeps Tonight
06. The limbo
07. Chocolate
08. Louis Armstrong
09. The Timex watch
10. Freddy, The Freeloader and 'Good Night and God Bless.'
11. Draft cards (Bras were also burned. Not flags, as some have guessed)
12. Beetle or Bug
13. Buddy Holly
14. Sputnik
15. Hula-hoop